COINCIDENCE??????????? Hmmmm!!!!

Barack Obama says he is loosening the red tape so we can drill for oil off the east coast where there is virtually no oil. Hmmmmmmmmmm.The areas where there are oceans of oil still remain off limits. Hmmmmmmm.A few days later Earth Day arrives. Hmmmmmmmmm.Floridians are debating drilling for oil in the Gulf of Mexico. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Suddenly an oil rig explodes off the coast of Louisiana………..11 men are killed……….probably blown into tiny bits…………and NO ONE ASKS……….where are the eco-terrorism groups?  Is ELF still around? Why isn’t an investigation going on to see what caused this explosion, when there has not been an explosion in many many years. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

Do you really trust the government and the environmental protection agency?  Hmmmmmmmm.

PRESIDENT OBAMA CUTS BIG MONEY OUT OF THE BUDGET: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

Larry the Cable Guy is Genius

Even after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t smart.  I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.  Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fill it with Democrats, is a darn genius.

FOOD for Thought…

Hallelujah! It’s About Time!

Texas State Senator, Dan Patrick

Some elected officials who are Republicans and conservatives are speaking up and calling the party back to its roots!The roots of the party emphasize:

1.  free market capitalism

2.  Judeo-Christian values

3.  a strong national defense with secure borders,

4.  reducing the size of government and,

5.  lowering taxes on everyone who pays taxes.

It is time to be polite to moderates, but move them away from having influence in the Republican Party.

It is time to hold Michael Steele accountable for his extreme spending on airplanes and limousines.

It is time to spend our money on CONSERVATIVE Republican candidates in the primaries.

It is time to embrace the Tea Party activists.

Here is a good place for elected officials who have conservative values to begin.  Follow the example of the House and Senate of Texas.

See www.icrepublicans.com to see a wonderful beginning for Republican politicians. These guys are laying their reputations on the line and are acting like REAL Republicans. Check out state senator (Texas) Dan Patrick!  You will be glad you did.



The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, the florist asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.”  The florist was pleased and left the florist shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a “Thank You” card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a police officer came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you; I am doing community service this week.”  The officer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a “Thank You” card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

A Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.”  The congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.  And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Cosby’s Done it Again…

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things. Looks like he’s done it again!

I  HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1).  Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately banned.    English is the official language;   speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2).  We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.  America will allow NO imports, and we’ll do no exports.     We will use the Wal-Mart’s policy, ‘If we  ain’t got it, you don’t need it.’ We’ll make it here and sell it here!

(3).  When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4).   All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States  (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5).  Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nuttin in, you ain’t gettin’ nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6).  Welfare. — Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7).  Professional Athletes — Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned from sports … for life.

(8).  Crime — We will adopt the Turkish method,  i.e.,  the  first time you steal,  you lose your right hand. There is no more ‘life sentences’. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9).  One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10).  All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it’s a worthy cause.

(11).  The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12).  The National Anthem  will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,  sporting events,  outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I’ve stepped on anyone’s toes … nevertheless…

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Sincerely,

Bill Cosby

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Now, let me get this straight…

We’re trying to pass a health care plan:

written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it,

passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it,

to be signed by a president who also hasn’t read it (and who smokes),

with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes,

with all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

and the whole thing to be financed by a country that’s broke.

What could possibly go wrong????

How the Marines Welcome the President

It would seem the U. S. Marines know something that many of the civilian population do not.

You’ve got to take two minutes to watch this comparison between George Bush’s visits to the Marines vs. Obama’s recent trip.  It is incredible.  There is word this will be removed from YouTube so watch it now.  Pass it around quickly.  Try to get this to people as it may not last long on YouTube, as Obama’s people are working hard to get it removed.

I Wonder What Dirty Harry Would Think About This????

Imagine being a cop in San Francisco. Chief Heather Fong (left) is the first SFPD female chief of police.

Theresa Sparks (center, former male), president of the San Francisco Police Commission, is CEO of a multi-million-dollar sex toy retailer and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right, former female) is the first transgender SFPD police officer.

Their representative in Congress is Nancy Pelosi.

This pretty much explains why we are where we are, doesn’t it?